Now, I am Just Pissed

You know that scene in Willy Wonka, the old movie, not the new one with a creepy Johnny Depp- that incidentally-my husband said I looked just like last week since getting blunt bangs and a cropped bob and I just happened to be wearing white sunglasses.

The old one, when Veruca Salt starts singing my theme song:

"I want the world
I want the whole world
I want to lock it
All up in my pocket
It's my bar of chocolate
Give it to me now.........Don't care how, I want it now
Don't care how, I want it now"

I feel the same way right now. I am bent as shit that with 555 post, running syndiation on NJ Mom's and my very own URL I haven't gotten a single Troll. Acorrding to wikipedia, it's the cornerstone of popularity. I mean, I have written a controversially. I wrote a whole post about hating Disney which is the Mommy Blogs equivalent of being a part of the Must Drown Kittens or Michael Vick Fan Club.

And what do I need to do to be on someones twitter list. Like Marinka is on Avitables, but maybe classier. Like 'people who have great clothes' or something a tad less narcissitic like 'as@es* that stay in tact after children'.

I mean, besides actually getting onto Twitter.



*my search hits including a$$ in the title is really just getting to offend me. I may need to get a new web page and title. How do I stop being the first on Google searched for a%$?